Nowadays, more and more new generation mothers have joined the ranks of the army with babies, and many of them are post-90 s who call themselves "babies". Once a mother, the world is very different. Compared with the previous generation of mothers, they have more self-awareness. "I am not just a mother, I am still myself." "Hard core with baby", "lying parents" and "learning mother" … … They can hold the baby with one hand and be financially independent; They are tolerant of diversity, but also face a direct collision with traditional educational concepts. Mother’s Day is coming, let’s take a look at their daily routine of taking care of the baby with strange style!
Well, this baby takes good care of the baby.
Good news
I am still an intern in my senior year. Fruit candy has been put on a wedding dress and quickly pregnant with a baby. My birth certificate is ahead of my graduation certificate. Having children is not playing house, so why worry?
Fruit candy said, "Catchwords, ‘ Young people have children, grandparents and grandparents take turns to raise them, and mom and dad are only responsible for appreciation. ’” I dare to turn my stomach into a "rental house". It’s time to blow away the "tenants", take them to the elderly and wave their hands. After 90, you are so handsome that your mother can be carefree.
But if a woman really wants to have a baby, then talking and doing things is like a scale without stars, where there is no aim. As soon as the sweat came out of the delivery room, the fruit candy changed, and the son brought it himself. I also made a popular analogy: "I earned 10,000 yuan in internship and bought a dress. Are you willing to give it to others?" Seconds understand.
Fruit candy brings a son, which is principled and has to be raised according to the ideal boyfriend. First of all, you can’t be fat. The meat on her husband’s stomach seems to be flowing down from his belt. She only took a fancy to his high IQ, but his son’s body shape must not follow his father’s.
Do four-dimensional color Doppler ultrasound, people see whether the child is well developed, and the fruit candy wants to see whether it is fat or not. The doctor keeps staring at her. Do you want the child to be a supermodel? She said, well, it must be my ideal boyfriend, long legs, no fat, well proportioned (God knows how she decided to have a son). Other people’s weight is taken from adulthood, and she takes it from the womb. During pregnancy, she will never let the child exceed eight pounds, and the giant child will have health risks in the future. She felt just right when her son fell to the ground.
Bring your own baby, eat milk powder to save trouble, and splash half a bottle, which is more time than sucking milk in one mouthful. But just out of the month, the fruit candy found that his son had eczema on his face. After crying, his face was like Fuji apple, with red cracks. The doctor checked it out and said it was allergic to milk powder, preferably breast milk. Fruit candy really has perseverance, and the milk that has been suppressed from eating raw malt and vitamins is urged back with chicken soup.
Fruit candy is a trick to feed her son. She never lets her son eat it to the top of her throat. She almost stops, tugs at her ears, holds her face upright and burps on her shoulders. Done. "If children want to be safe, they have to be hungry and cold", which sounds like the experience of parenting in the 1960s and 1970s. She said that this is called making the past serve the present.
Fruit candy has the same frequency as his son, "three turns, six sits and eight climbs", and the fruit candy also goes to which section when his son arrives. After the epidemic, I watched the fruit candy walk the baby, twisted the car and she sat, and her son held the rope and pulled her, euphemistically saying, "It takes effort to digest it"; Fruit candy will "cheat" her son. When the child wants to hug, she will pretend to be abducted, jump on one leg, say that her legs are numb and pretend to be pitiful. Her son will help her carry things heroically. Give me a hug. What’s wrong? She has a special reason to go out and dress in a formal and tangible way, and ruin her clothes. Moreover, the fruit candy has never forgotten its own image. Holding a son for a long time requires strength, and it is bound to make the arms and legs fat and the meat is like a mountain. Women should not be too strong. Well, kill two birds with one stone, and you can see that her son is as long as a sapling, with a dry and tight leather bag. It is no exaggeration to say that the little guy is "standing like a pine, sitting like a clock, walking like the wind and lying like a bow".
Fruit candy’s son is Mai Ba, who sings to the end. Usually, at this time, adults and children are surrounded by food and drink, and fruit candy’s son is singing. Fruit candy’s tutor: "Singing more and eating less, eating more is not good." She is hardly her own mother, and her own mother is afraid that the child will eat less. Some children are chasing after them, but the fruit candy family is definitely not like this. As soon as the meal is over, they copy the guy, and there is not even slop left in the kitchen, so it is easy to eat.
Fruit candy has been a mother for six years, and her figure is not out of shape. She holds up the face of the parent-teacher conference for her son, and his son also holds up the face of her ideal boyfriend. My son loves to listen to cross talk, dabbles in many cultural and sports projects, smiles, is sensible and lively. Most importantly, he is still a small repairman. The study of fruit candy is his workshop, and both adults and children have tools. My son helped me save a bookcase online. As a man, you must be able to get started with water, electricity and warmth. Moreover, Fruit Candy firmly believes that his son can’t rely on mathematics and physics in the future. After all, practice makes true knowledge!
In our class, only Fruit Candy became a "married family and lifelong family". Without a stable job, she was afraid of hurting her self-esteem, but she said, "This baby takes good care of her baby, and this baby is great." Encourage her to wait for her son to go to school and "step from the beginning". Her head is high: "I take care of the baby full-time, which is the most advanced job." How can you be confident? It turned out that this guy secretly published two parenting books, served as a psychological counseling teacher in several kindergartens, and also made a live broadcast of parenting, earning a lot of money.
Last Mother’s Day, the ring with dew, which was woven by my son with grass and dried with fruit candy, sparkled in the sun. On Mother’s Day this year, my son posted a self-portrait on the corner of the house. Remarks: If mosquitoes are there, please bite me, not my mother. Fruit candy is most afraid of summer. Even a mosquito will bite her in a group of people. This sticker makes the fruit candy with "iron eyes" after 90 years tearful. She feels that she has successfully cultivated her son into an ideal boyfriend who understands love and can express it.
I teased the fruit candy: "You train your son to look like an ideal boyfriend. One day, you will be abducted by a girl and you will cry." Fruit candy is very proud: "It’s better than a son’s slag. It’s much happier for girls to return it." This post-90 s wet nurse is the most honest and quality-oriented manufacturer.
After 90, Mommy became famous.
Zhu Lijuan.
A small article was published in China Electric Power News and can’t wait to show off in the circle of friends. The orange that has been hidden in my circle of friends for a long time praised me, and then @ me: Zhu Jie Zhu Jie, my cost engineer passed the exam, haha, I just finished reading your article to report this to you.
Orange is a former colleague of mine, and one of them was properly made after 1990s. Zhang Kou’s sister Zhu kept her mouth shut, and after many attempts to rectify the situation, she left it alone. I never thought about hitting it right, and we became friends for the past year.
When I was 49 years old, I had a whim in the spring and decided to prepare for the Second Construction Project (National Second-Class Architect). Oranges joined in when they learned about it. At that time, the orange was pregnant for three months. I said don’t join in the fun. The exam will start in May, and your due date in July is out of time. She said I wasn’t due in May, so why didn’t it match? I wear headphones to listen to the topic outdoors+walk outdoors, killing two birds with one stone, no, it’s three. Listening to prenatal education may make my son a bully in the future.
Time for preparing for the exam is limited, so I will lock my lunch in the unit canteen. During the orange pregnancy, my mother-in-law opened a small stove at home, but she gave her mother-in-law a three-month long vacation to make progress with us. I said that she was too selfish. She said that boys can’t be pampered, and they can eat in the canteen before they can travel around in the future. As soon as the orange was confirmed to be pregnant, she decided to have a dragon child. I asked her if she had done illegal sex identification. She said, I can’t disdain to do illegal things. My mother and son are United. After he got into bed, he gave me a dream synchronously.
Exam on May 20th and 21st. Oranges are fat, and the pregnant belly is more spectacular than the pregnant woman who is about to give birth. We advised her to give up the exam, but her husband refused to send her to the examination room and confiscated the spare car keys. Oranges spit, saying that this prospective father has a low IQ, so his wife can squeeze into the driver’s seat? God bless, don’t follow his father’s IQ. After that, make an appointment for rent at a high price and pick up and drop off for the exam on time.
Law and project management are both objective questions. Orange’s right hand is responsible for circling, leaving his left hand to appease the children and handing in the papers one hour in advance. There are four subjective questions in professional practice, which must be answered by bending over. Before the exam was halfway through, her son kicked her hard. After all, she was short of breath and left two subjective questions to hand in the paper in advance. When the test results came out, the high scores of law and project management passed, and the professional practice was deducted 40 points because of two subjective questions, and the total score stopped outside the qualified line by five points. The results were announced at the end of August. At this time, her son was full moon. She grabbed her son’s chubby finger to check the results, saying that it was because you were dishonest that your mother failed. I’ll keep this account for you. According to her description, her son was giggling. After hearing what she said, he immediately turned to his father for comfort.
Second Construction took the exam in May, and First Construction (a national first-class builder) took the exam in September. Many candidates entered the exam together. This time, the orange laid an ambush, and I didn’t know the truth until the exam was opened. She drove herself and took the nanny and son to the provincial capital to catch the exam. The practice exam for the major of Yijian was four hours long. Her milk rose in the middle and she was in a cold sweat with pain. Accompanied by the invigilator, she went to the bathroom to milk for five minutes. In the meantime, the invigilator suspected fraud and knocked on the door three times to give a warning. The results of the first construction were announced, and the professional practice was 28 points higher than the qualified line.
Oranges also like drying their sons as young mothers do. Her son was born at 7 kg, and the first cry was louder than all the babies born on the same day. Later, twists and turns, only the head is long and the flesh is not long. A colleague’s daughter, Da Juzi’s son, has been in the general office for three months. They set young marriage and appeared in the circle of friends from time to time. We feel that something is wrong. The son of Orange is getting thinner and thinner, but the "daughter-in-law" is crazy long, tall and strong, and crushes her son casually. We joked that we would be henpecked in the future. Orange laughed and said, "My son is going to be a great scholar in the future, so he is naturally thin and healthy, and his daughter-in-law is just able to do all the housework. It’s a perfect match!"! I’d like to add: It’s nice to call an orange son. The surname does not follow the father or the mother, and the last word "true" of the son’s father’s name is taken as the continuation of life.
Mr. Lu Xun said: time is like water in a sponge, and it will always be squeezed. Oranges "crowded" into fame, and during pregnancy and lactation, they captured the next construction. Last year, they went to the next city across majors, and registered cost engineers were handy. My son was really smart and extraordinary. Oranges’ life was crowded into fame and hard-core sunshine. Mother’s Day is coming. I can imagine that a few years later, the doctor’s son and capable daughter-in-law will be surrounded by oranges and reminisce about the past. I just don’t know if the daughter-in-law has changed hands. I hope everything will be fine. It’s good.
How is the "Houlang" mother tempered?
◎ Dust and smoke rise.
Years ago, my niece Taozi was happy to have a baby.
Three days later, Taozi sent a photo of her baby in the family group, and at the same time @ Everyone: "Dear grandfathers, grandfathers and aunts, I will pay my respects to everyone on the 16th!" What? Sixteen? Is this the child’s name? I don’t know why, my mind suddenly popped up with a nine-catty old woman written by Mr. Lu Xun. Faced with everyone’s curiosity, Taozi explained that the day when the child was born was the 16th day of the lunar calendar, so it was meaningful to have this nickname. Well, this brain circuit of the post-90 s generation is strange.
Taozi’s family has a good economic condition. Before giving birth, she hired a new moon, 24 hours a day, and directly hired it for two months. In this way, Peach’s second month is super leisurely. She sleeps with the new moon on the 16th night, and her mother-in-law and mother-in-law bless her together during the day. She only needs to do nursing work, so I often tease her that she is a cow. In addition to being a good cow with good milk, Peach’s biggest hobby is to bask in the clouds. Every expression and posture of Xiao Sixteen is photographed by his mother and basked in the group. All right, we can’t go to her house because of the current epidemic, and it’s not bad to watch the baby in the cloud.
It is said that one day, peaches sent more than a dozen expression packs in the WeChat group. I looked intently, and the owners of the expression packs were all sixteen, with corresponding words beside them. The sleepy one is accompanied by the words "I am so sleepy"; Sixteen, frowning, was actually photographed with a banana, next to which was the word "feel banana green"; The most ridiculous thing is a moving picture of sixteen mouths crying and waving chubby arms, which has something to do with "Leave me alone, I’m bored!" It is a perfect match!
Sixteen-year-old’s great-aunt, that is, Peach’s aunt, asked in confusion, "Peach, why don’t I think you are like a mother?" Yes, yes, I also think she has a great momentum of using children as toys, and quickly shook hands with his great-aunt from a distance. In the face of our doubts, Taozi threw out a smug expression pack: "I am his mother, but this does not prevent me from playing with him, haha!" Then, Peach added: "Aunt, aunt, I don’t want to be a good wife and mother like you. I want to be a hot mom with a hot body and a hot educational concept." Did you hear that? This is the generation gap, which is deeper than the Mariana Trench. Well, we really can’t ask young people to raise their children in the same way as we do. When we were young, we didn’t look down on our parents’ old ideas!
However, this hot mom is not so easy to be. A few days ago, I didn’t know why I had a stomachache, and I had diarrhea several times a day. I went to the hospital for a stool test, and the results showed that everything was normal, but the child just didn’t get better. My eyes were not as round as before, and my spirit was a little weak. My grandmother was in a hurry, and this hot mom was not calm. Different from their strong demand for changing hospitals, Peach simply threw a sentence: "I search online." Then she devoted herself to "playing" with her mobile phone and turned a deaf ear to the big white eyes thrown by her mother (that is, my sister). After a while, she said to her mother, "Maybe there is something wrong with my usual milk soup. Stop for a few days." My elder sister told her angrily, "Can things searched online be reliable? That soup is recommended by people’s five-star moon! " Peach ignored her mother and stopped the milk soup. I never thought that after stopping for three days, the child’s illness was really good.
At this time, Taozi explained that she was not searching indiscriminately that day, but went to a parenting APP, which not only had a treasure mom forum, but also hired a senior pediatrician as a parenting expert. After she threw a question in the forum, an expert who was a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine asked her about the food she ate carefully, saying that there was cold food in the milk soup she drank. Being a mother was fine, but it might cause the baby to have a stomachache. I see! Afterwards, my sister secretly told me that it seems that the concept of our generation is really backward.
A few days ago, actor He Bing said this in the youth manifesto "After the Wave": "A younger body can accommodate more cultures, aesthetics and values." Yes, in the rushing river of the times, we are already the "front waves", and only wish the "back waves" mothers to become confident and brave hot moms and live as they like.
I’m better than Wudaokou programmer in the field of lullaby.
Be noble and clean
Character introduction:
Bao Ma — — Characteristics of teachers in a university: new to rivers and lakes
Bao Da — — Characteristics of police officers in a prison: flickering
Baby — — Characteristics of a human cub: unfathomable
Where did dad go?
Love you and love you in 2020, which should have been a romantic year, has added a generous and tragic feeling because of a sudden epidemic. On the second day of the Lunar New Year, when the baby was four months old, Bao Dad immediately packed his bags and entered the prison for closed duty, because he didn’t know how far the epidemic would develop, and he didn’t know when it would be lifted. When he left, Bao Dad’s feet couldn’t leave the house, and he looked at the baby and kissed it again. I couldn’t help crying at that time, and I was really distressed. The baby cried, too. I should have been annoyed by my parents.
Bao Dad’s unit is not allowed to bring a mobile phone to work. This time, due to humanistic care, considering the uncertainty of time, it is allowed to bring it in, so the era of cloud parent-child under the epidemic is opened.
Although there is a mobile phone, there is shielding inside the big wall, and the signal needs to be found. In the words of Bao Dad, it is right in time and place. New mothers understand that mobile phones with a milk doll are usually silent, and it depends on fate to answer the phone. If I didn’t receive the call from my father, it must have failed his rare rest time and the signal he received by holding his mobile phone in some strange posture, and there was a picture feeling that aliens sent a message to their home planet for help.
When the baby was almost six months old, Bao Dad took a two-week break. I thought she would be shy with strangers, and Bao’s dad was ready for a slow fever. Unexpectedly, as soon as Bao Da entered the door, they looked at each other affectionately for half a minute, and they could immediately play happily. I told boudoir that there was no use for paternity test. I told you clearly about the gene. Boudoir said that her daughter’s father, who had not seen her for half a year, could be picked up and her uncle, who often met her, ignored it.
Novice to novice
It’s my first time to be a mother. Coincidentally, the baby seems to be the first time, so we staged scenes of novice-to-novice.
Take sleeping, for example. Many advertisements for bedding say that you will have a baby’s sleep, and the person who came up with this copy must have no children. My baby’s sleep is like this. During the day, he sleeps broken, and more than half an hour counts as a whole sleep. We sleep by minutes. It’s useless to start crying as soon as it gets dark, nursing, hugging by plane, burping and swaddling, and squatting can only be temporarily relieved. Squat, a quick-acting means of 5S crying-stopping method, squats and stands up with the child in her arms, repeatedly until the leg cramps. Finally, I learned a way to solve the problem of falling asleep at night, that is — — A sense of ceremony. Hard work pays off, and after a period of repetition, it really produced results. Now every night before going to bed ceremony: close the curtain, turn off the light and turn on the night light, stroll around and play "Love Story of Yilan" at the same time, yes, that’s the one sung by Jia Ling. Gradually reduce the volume of the song when she slowly calms down. Thanks to the AI speaker, I can operate these at the same time, and then gently put down the tap when I am asleep, mumbling and taking the opportunity to turn off the music. In case I wake up, follow the above process again. The key to this set of programs is to seize the opportunity on the basis of no mistakes in order. Every step of the transformation should observe the reaction of the baby. I feel that I am better than the programmer in Wudaokou.
Bao Ma is timid.
I fell into the memory of the needle after the first injection of Wulian. The needle was so thick and long, and it felt much longer than the radius of the baby’s thigh. If this needle goes down, it will stab the bone. I gestured to her father in the video, and dad said how the gesticulation got bigger and bigger. This is not a needle, but you are a dragon crescent moon blade. I began to regret that I didn’t ask how long the needle was and where it would stick to my thigh. I repeatedly pinched my daughter’s thigh thickness and made sure it was shorter than the needle. It doesn’t matter, I can Baidu, only to find that no one on Baidu has asked this question. I actually thought of a question that Baidu has no relevant content, which is very innovative. When the search answer failed, I was looking forward to the arrival of the second needle. I pretended to ask casually, but I just didn’t know if my daughter’s leg was broken or not, and whether she could make it to the second needle. After all, the second needle came. I was about to ask, but I found that the needle was just such a tiny one.
A little person, from just eating, sleeping, closing his eyes and crying, to being spoiled and naughty with emotions, and from not being able to hold his own head and not being able to hold you on the climbing mat, I can’t imagine what you will look like in the future, but because of you, the future will become more predictable.
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