In People’s Republic of China (PRC).
How is the first New Year’s Day in New China celebrated?
In People’s Republic of China (PRC).
In the public toilet, I suddenly heard someone say, "Friend, do you have toilet paper?" I rummaged through my pockets and replied, "Sorry,no." After a few seconds, the man asked again, "Friend, do you have a small piece of newspaper?" I smiled helplessly and replied, "Sorry, no, I just came to pee." A few seconds later, a 10 yuan RMB was stuffed under the door of the toilet and asked, "Friend, can you break it into 10 pieces?" I silently took out 10 steel jumpers and handed them over.
In a dark night, Lao Wang drove home halfway, only to see a woman taking a taxi, and her voice was extremely sad: take a taxi, take a taxi. Lao Wang let her get on the bus. Neither of them spoke along the way. When the station arrived, the woman spoke: Have an apple! thank you Lao Wang said. Then the woman spoke again: Is it delicious? Delicious. Lao Wang promised. The woman went on to say: I liked this kind of apple best before my death.
When Lao Wang heard this, he was so scared that he peed his pants and ran away. Who knows, the woman went on to say, but I don’t like eating after giving birth.
The Zen master was meditating when he met a thief with a big knife rest around his neck. Mao thief: "Take out all your money" Zen master: "Money is a thing outside your body. If you live or die, don’t take it with you." Mao thief: "This is your lifelong alms." Zen master: "Buddha said that you and I have a cause in previous lives, so we got today’s fruit." Mao thief: "I have a deep sin. Can Zen master cross me?" Zen master: "Yes"
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You were kicked out after following the goddess into the toilet, probably because she mistakenly thought that you followed her in order to peep or have other improper behaviors. In this case, you can communicate with her first, explain your intentions clearly and express your embarrassment and apologies.
A classmate can’t eat spicy food, and as a result, he may have diarrhea because the hot pot he ate was too spicy or he ate other inappropriate food. The feeling of buttocks is very uncomfortable, which may be due to problems such as anal discomfort or hemorrhoids caused by diarrhea. When you check out the next day, people around you keep laughing because they may have misunderstood what happened between you and another classmate.
In a warm-up match that ended early this morning, China beat the Cape Verdean men’s basketball team by 20 points, which was the biggest victory of the China men’s basketball team since it went to Europe for training, and it was also the first winning streak. In the previous three games, China lost to Croatian and Slovenian teams in two consecutive games. In the last two games, China won against the relatively weak African Egyptian team and Cape Verde men’s basketball team. With these two victories, we can see the progress of China team, especially in defense, the improvement of outside shooting percentage, the overall fluency and the speed of ball delivery.
However, considering that the overall strength of the two African teams is indeed weak, both the Egyptian and Cape Verde men’s basketball teams are ranked in the top 50 in the world. Although these African black players have very strong physical talents, the overall tactical accomplishment and basketball skills are really far behind those of the European strong teams we have encountered before. Therefore, many fans are optimistic about the victory of these two games, but there are still some concerns. Is it because the opponent is too weak that we are doing so well? Now the best touchstone is coming. After China’s game ended this morning, the host Italian men’s basketball team beat the Turkish team and reached the final. China and Turkey Italy will compete for the championship.
The Italian team is definitely a world-class team. It is the players in the 16-person World Cup list announced by the Italian team that came to participate in this four-nation tournament. They have already announced the big list early, so this Italian team is the top team they want to play in the World Cup. At present, Italy is a very strong team in Europe and even the whole world. At present, they rank tenth in the world. Although they are not the favourites to win the World Cup, they are definitely a super-strong team. At the same time, Italian basketball also has a very glorious history. They are the team that stood on the podium in the history of European championships, that is, they won the top three most times, and they were able to reach the top three in the European championships for a total of 10 times. Everyone is very clear about the confrontation intensity of European basketball. They have all reached the finals and won the runner-up in the Olympic Games. The World Championships have also scored in the semi-finals, so they are better than China in terms of past brilliant achievements and current strength.
Although this team has many big-name players who play in the NBA, most of them play in the top leagues in Europe, but the overall quality is by no means much worse than these teams with big-name NBA players. In the European qualifiers in February this year, they beat the world’s top teams at home, and Spain, which has the strength to win the championship, after saying so much, everyone can be very clear about the strength of Italy.
In addition to testing our own strength in this game, the China Men’s Basketball Team has also confirmed a message that everyone is very concerned about, that is, Li Kaier, who didn’t play today, will definitely play in the game tomorrow morning, which has also been confirmed. The video information of an interview with Li Kaier by a reporter in front has now been exposed. Li Kaier himself replied that he will play in this game, and it is highly probable that he will start playing. The China men’s basketball team will also use the strongest lineup to face this strong team in Europe.
This is definitely a real game. If the China team can play a wonderful performance in this game, or even win the opponent, we have reason to expect the performance of the China men’s basketball team, especially the China men’s basketball team with Li Kaier in the World Cup. This all-main Italian team is stronger than Serbia, which lacks four main players. Therefore, China’s game this evening will be of great significance.
Live on May 20th, according to Italian journalist Pedulla, after Napoli director Jean Toli takes office in Juventus, Spalletti may also take over Juventus.
Pedulla pointed out that Gentoly reached an agreement with Juventus on a three-year contract. Although the contract with Naples expires in 2024, Gentoly believes that his cycle in Naples has ended, and he believes that the club will understand him and let Naples approve his departure.
On the other hand, Juve still have a two-year contract with current coach allegri, but if Jean Tolley can decide the coach for Juve, his favorite is Spalletti. According to media reports, Napoli President Dellaurentis and Spalletti have differences, and the Italian coach who just led the team to win the championship may leave this summer.
There are clubs in Serie A and abroad interested in Spalletti. If Jean Toli has the decision-making power on the position of coach after taking office at Juventus, Spalletti may become the new coach of Juventus.
(Mu Zi)